Imaginary Jay-Z tribute to Lebron
This is funnier than hell, well written too.
almost 2 years ago
Brick's house
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Awesome.
Favorite part:
The rest of this kingdom’s already got a ruler
Wanna guess what his name is? Anyone? Bueller?
That’s right, it’s Jay, and long live the King
I got rooms full of jewels while you’re still scrambling for a ring
"Take my talents to South Beach?" Bitch, the team’s called the Heat
And just in case you think your boys can’t be beat
I got something to say to your number two and number three
Cuz when you fuck with Jay, I fuck your whole family
"Now, Maggette's one of those where when he catches, it's probably going to go up--Not to a teammate." --Jon McGlocklin, 11/14/09
outrageously funny
"That," says LeBron, "is for everyone that watches me play. They witness something special. You're all a witness."

















