You wish you were as cool as Corey Maggette.

Welcome back, slaves to the establishment loyal readers.  Today, we discuss the virtue of patience, the affect of religion in our society, and the revived works of the classical Greeks and Romans.

Naw, we're just going to talk about Twitter stuff.

Brandon Jennings (Blkice3)

Andrew Bogut (AndrewMBogut)

Corey Maggette (ghostc5m)

Chris Douglas-Roberts (cdouglasroberts)

Luc Richard Mbah a Moute  (mbahamoute)

Jon Brockman (MrJonBrockman)

Larry Sanders (LarryLuv_8)

Darington Hobson (ParkaySmooth)

Carlos Delfino (cabezadelfino)

Tiny Gallon (TriggaTiny23)

CDR had a stalker, becomes best buds with the Bucks, had a request, etc.

I imagine it's nice being a basketball player in the NBA.  You certainly have all the $$$ that you need.  However, it's also quite possible that you have all the creepy female stalkers that you need.  And there's only one Buck that Is fit to tell this kind of story:  Chris Douglas-Roberts. And so I present to you, CDR: One night in LA So gather around the campfire!

I know y'all heard about that insane stalker girl I had my rookie year. Shii was so crazy I had to get the FBI involved. It's on the net. about 19 hours ago via Echofon

I'm going to tell y'all a wild story that happened in LA two years ago. Wowww. It was crazy. #StoryNightwithFresh.  about 19 hours ago via Echofon

So my rookie year, I was hurt half the yr w/a sprained MCL but I still got to travel. I was rehabing on the road. I was depressed b/c I... about 19 hours ago via Echofon

Couldn't play.So one night,my vets convinced me to go out.I was fly as hell.I had the whole True Religion Jean outfit on w/the butta Timbs.. about 19 hours ago via Echofon

So we're out & this one thirsssssssty skeezer was on me heavy. Heavy heavy! Blatant thirst too. So I'm ignoring her. Enjoying the night... about 19 hours ago via Echofon

So as the night goes on, she's getting thirstier. Cotton mouth thirsty. It's funny to me now. Or atleast I thought. So I leave early b/c... about 19 hours ago via Echofon

That spot wasn't going to close until like 5 & my olds heads boogie until the sun comes up. So I get in a cab & tell em to take em back to.. about 19 hours ago via Echofon

The hotel.I'm not going to name this telly,but my league dudes kno,this hotel is the MOST unsecured hotel EVER!Anybody could jus walk in &.. about 19 hours ago via Echofon

Walk around. So I get back to my room around 3:30-4am & I'm in the bed by like 4:15. One of them nights. So my room phone starts ringing... about 18 hours ago via Echofon

I unplug them all.Not thinking like "damn it's 4am.Why is my room phone ringing".So I unplugged erry one but the bathroom phone.It rang &... about 18 hours ago via Echofon

I'm pissed now so I answer the phone like "YO! WHAT!" thinking it's one of my teammates. So a female says "CD-R". I hang up... about 18 hours ago via Echofon

This was before I was hip to the alias'. Staying in the room under a different name. I was a rook. So I hang up, unplug the phone & get.... about 18 hours ago via Echofon

Back in the bed. So I'm sleep for like 20 mins & somebody knocks on my room door. Swear to God. I look out the peep hole & it's a finger... about 18 hours ago via Echofon

Over it. I said "Who dat?" & it was a female voice sayin "CD-R" again. Then she said "stop playin". Then I put it together. This thirsty... about 18 hours ago via Echofon

Skeezer from the club followed me out when I left. & what I didn't know is If you call a hotel & ask for a person, they'd direct you to.... about 18 hours ago via Echofon

That persons room. That's why we stay under alias names. So she got my room # & jus CAME TO MY ROOM! I had to call our team security,Leroy.. about 18 hours ago via Echofon

B/c this skeezer couldve been trying to set me up or anything. I already be paranoid. She slipped her # under my door & errything... about 18 hours ago via Echofon

That day I learned a valuable lesson. A thirsty skeezer will stop @ nothing to get what she wants. Hahahahaaahaaaaa about 18 hours ago via Echofon

That skeez is prolly following me on here. Shii if you followed me to my hotel Im sure you're following me on Twitter. #StoryNightwithFresh. about 18 hours ago via Echofon

Anybody know what a skeezer is?  Not I.

Anyway, I don't know about you guys, but this made me wonder about the life of an NBA player on the road.  You're traveling from city to city constantly, and after a few years you no doubt get to know certain hotels and aspects of the city.  I just found it interesting.

@True_Soul Bogut has been working out with us. Played a couple games. Looke good to me but not sure of his health

Tch.  Whatever.

About to treat all the ROOKS @parkaysmooth, @LarryLuv_8 @triggatiny23 to lunch. We have great ROOKS here.

Nice.  It's been really nice to see the new additions and CDR in particular get to know the other players and each other.  I have a feeling that it will be fun to watch this team grow together during the season.  And on another note, is that restaurant still open after Tiny no doubt ate his way through it? [ZANG! - Frank]

We probably all know this by well by how excited he was to be in Milwaukee, but I thought I'd just share this:

@prigan13 I requested the trade here

Yep.

I will also confess to barely watching CDR play in NJ or in college.  I knew he played for the Nets and that he had some issues with the coaches but that was about it.  So I wasn't too aware of what his time in NJ was like.  Fortunately, CDR offers some perspective on that, as well as his general feelings on the game itself:

You have to have a deep deep passion for this game to be successful in this league UNLESS you're so athletically gifted you can jus get by.

That's why when fans say I "quit" on the Nets las year ****s w/me.No lie.Before the change,I was avg 18ppg,played thru H1N1,ankle sprains...

I love this game so much I'd NEVER take a minute for granted. Sayin I "quit" really bothers me. Even now. I respect this shii toooo much.

I prepared every game the same.Even after the coach @ the time made a decision w/me.No matter what the record was.Save that "CDR" quit shii

I know it's only Twitter, but I don't think I've ever heard a player write/talk about the game the way he does.  It's just hard to explain, really.  Maybe I should just make this entire series about CDR. Nah...

Carlos Delfino rests up, watches a soccer match

Once again, I'll have to hand it to Palomba1 for helping to get some delicious Delfreezy details for this weeks edition.  Carlitos obviously must be a little tired.  After all, he can't shoot 1/4th court jumpshots all the time.  Where is he?  Sicily.

En Sicilia,descanzando un poquitish.... :) en unos dia de vuelta a casa. y llego al partido del tateeeee..

...Well, until he tweeted that he's getting a flight back to Argentina.

Rest up Carlos, Maggette is coming...

He also went to see his favorite soccer team, Union, with his daughter:

Brandon and his mouth

Nothing too groundbreaking here with Brandon, (Like, you know, a video of him dancing to Lady Gaga) But Brandon continues to let his mouth do the talking.  If I interpreted this tweet right.

I'm the King of Cali when it come to this bball stuff....... Right now!!!!!

If baron davis is the King. Then i gotta be the Prince!!!! Hands down

Who know's whats going in Brandon's mind when he says this stuff, of if he's serious.   I mean, Brook Lopez, Russell Westbrook and Ray Allen might have something to say about that.

Oh, yeah and his birthday is around the corner.  And knowing Brandon, he's gonna make it into something:

Brandon Jennings 21st BDAY PARTY HOSTED BY @TEYANATAYLOR w/ @DEFJAMYG Live! In Hollywood @ Opera/Crimson. Sept 24th. 50$ A head to get in

Corey Maggette works out with the other Bucks, Shows us his abode

Major chemistry questions surrounding Maggette seem to shrink every day.  Thanks to twitter.  Now, that doesn't necessarily mean that he will perfectly fit in on the Bucks, but it certainly doesn't look like he'll be the locker room cancer he was made out to be.

n Milwaukee with all the players. Working hard n the gym. Everyone is really cool gonna be a great year with great teammates

Good to hear...

And, we get a little peek at the life of the "Ghost" or his "Midwest crib":

Wonder if he'll let me stay in it, at least for a night?  He can get my little shack of a house.

Also, Corey seems to know a thing or two about Mike Dunleavy Jr's martial art skills, or perhaps lack therof:

How did dunleavy jr get kung Fu in basketball lmao http://plixi.com/p/45324482

Jon Brockman: Burger selling for a cause

It's kind of hard to explain just how involved Jon Brockman has gotten involved with the Milwaukee community since he was traded here-- and yet he still hasn't played a single game for us!  Last week A.J. Bombers introduced the Brockness Burger, with a special twist.  For every burger that was sold, Brockman donated $10 to Special Olympics Wisconsin.

RT @twtvite_alert Friendly reminder: The Brockness Burger for Special Olympics Wisconsin is tomorrow! ttp://twtvite.com/mkebrock

And the finale...

They told me it couldn't be done.  They said Tiny's tweets were all worthless.  That nothing he said could be worthy enough to be put on here:.  Well I have proved the doubters wrong!

Workouts done.... Now time to get some Food!!!

Speaks for itself.

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