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In Depth Breakdown of Jason Kidd's Career

First, Jason Kidd was some hotshot, thought he could be an NBA point guard and lead singer of America's fourth hottest boy band.
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Then this doofus goes and loses all his hair, ending up as coach of some team nobody's even heard of. Then chromedome does this:

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How's a guy supposed to coach when he can't even hold his cup? I tell ya, these hotshot coaches think they're so special with their fancy suits and they can't even drink a soda right! Well, wrapping up that little history, Jason Kidd is now the coach of the Milwaukee Bucks, and he might have done some pretty nice things in that NBA, but he'd better start holding his cup right in Wisconsin, I tell you what.

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