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The Miami Heat are in town tonight. They're incredibly good at basketball and getting casual fans to fill courtside seats to get pre-game pictures of Shane Battier shooting three pointers.
The Milwaukee Bucks excel at beating elite teams during the regular season and giving vanilla interviews to national media personalities.
Honestly, you probably don't need any extra literary composition to watch this one.