|2013/2014 NBA Season|
(6-7, 3-3 road)
|November 23, 2013|
|BMO Harris Bradley Center | Milwaukee, WI|
|FS Wisconsin | 620 WTMJ|
|Kemba Walker||PG||Luke Ridnour|
|Gerald Henderson||SG||O.J. Mayo|
|Michael Kidd-Gilchrist||SF||Caron Butler|
|Josh McRoberts||PF||Ersan Ilyasova|
|Al Jefferson||C||Zaza Pachulia|
|2013/14 Advanced Stats|
|91.4 (27th)||Pace||92.5 (24th)|
|97.5 (28th)||ORtg||97.5 (29th)|
|101.9 (7th)||DRtg||106.5 (23rd)|
Our pals over at Rufus on Fire are well-known for their pregame rap disses of their opponent for that evening. They are both well-done and fun to read. Tonight, however, as the Bobcats take on the Bucks, I figured it would be best to issue one right back at them. Where my mic at?
Sure we're in last place, heirs to the East's cellar
But at least our hopes of rebuilding don't involve a Zeller
Mayo's our best option, and it's sad that's all we've got
But poor is better than broke, we're no MKG jump-shot
Michael Jordan's still your owner? Good luck with that
Success with him is less likely than learning that Earth is flat
Fifth coach in six years man, what's wrong with your teams?
They go through your system faster than crunchy taco supremes
In the standings, sure, you're better than us
But from beyond the arc, you're not wetter than us
So try as hard as you wish, use that little Walker fella
But the threes will rain hard, please bring your umbrella
Our skid will end here, in the city of brew.
We'll dress in home whites, you'll go home feeling blue
You can say we're similar this year, that we're both on the rocks
But don't confuse us with you, the NBA's litter box.