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Preview | Bucks vs. Bobcats Rap Diss

"The best scouting reports are best done through the art form known as freestyle rap." ~Somebody, probably

2013/2014 NBA Season

(6-7, 3-3 road)
(2-9, 1-4 home)
November 23, 2013
BMO Harris Bradley Center | Milwaukee, WI
7:30 CT
FS Wisconsin  | 620 WTMJ
Probable Starters
Kemba Walker PG Luke Ridnour
Gerald Henderson SG O.J. Mayo
Michael Kidd-Gilchrist SF Caron Butler
Josh McRoberts PF Ersan Ilyasova
Al Jefferson C Zaza Pachulia
2013/14 Advanced Stats
91.4 (27th) Pace 92.5 (24th)
97.5 (28th) ORtg 97.5 (29th)
101.9 (7th) DRtg 106.5 (23rd)

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Our pals over at Rufus on Fire are well-known for their pregame rap disses of their opponent for that evening. They are both well-done and fun to read. Tonight, however, as the Bobcats take on the Bucks, I figured it would be best to issue one right back at them. Where my mic at?

Sure we're in last place, heirs to the East's cellar

But at least our hopes of rebuilding don't involve a Zeller

Mayo's our best option, and it's sad that's all we've got

But poor is better than broke, we're no MKG jump-shot

Michael Jordan's still your owner? Good luck with that

Success with him is less likely than learning that Earth is flat

Fifth coach in six years man, what's wrong with your teams?

They go through your system faster than crunchy taco supremes

In the standings, sure, you're better than us

But from beyond the arc, you're not wetter than us

So try as hard as you wish, use that little Walker fella

But the threes will rain hard, please bring your umbrella

Our skid will end here, in the city of brew.

We'll dress in home whites, you'll go home feeling blue

You can say we're similar this year, that we're both on the rocks

But don't confuse us with you, the NBA's litter box.