Hey, are y'all aware that this exists? I know, I know, everyone wants him to lose weight, but at this point can you really blame him?
"A lot of my family members say it's really good. It's not only because they love me. They think I'm the bomb when it comes to dessert."
"If I get famous off this, I'm afraid I'll have to leave college early... to become a professional dessert maker."
- Your starting Power Forward and future all star, Jabari Parker.